🎠WEFMINSTER: Theatre of the Absurd
ÂŁ666.00
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🖼️ WEFMINSTER: THEATRE OF THE ABSURD ✍️ by T.H.MASSACRE
🔥 LIMITED FRAMED PRINT – SERIES OF 33
Where chaos is scripted, and the punchlines kill.
THE ART THAT MADE THE INTERNET BLINK.
Originally released as part of the prophetic NFT collection WEFMINSTER: Theatre of the Absurd, this brutal visual satire now exists in the physical realm—ready to hang, disturb, and decode.
🎭 A banana-wielding chimp in Parliament.
🍕 An all-seeing eye baked into a ritual pizza.
🔥 The British Empire in flames.
All lovingly rendered in fine-art detail... by an AI-aligned madman with a vendetta against the global elite.
💣 WHY THIS PRINT MATTERS:
This isn’t just a “political piece.”
This is post-democracy theatre.
A sacred relic from the moment the curtain dropped and the farce was exposed.
Each print is:
🩸 Limited to just 33 editions
📜 Museum-grade archival paper
🖤 Hand-signed by the artist, T.H.MASSACRE
📦 Shipped with love, rebellion, and anti-Saturn protection symbols
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia
🛒 SUPPORT THE ART THAT SPEAKS IN CODE.
By purchasing this print, you’re not just backing an artist.
You’re co-signing a spiritual revolution.
You’re inviting something ancient and electric into your home—a vibrational weapon disguised as satire.
Thank you for supporting T.H.MASSACRE
and helping to wake the world, one cursed wall at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
🔥 LIMITED FRAMED PRINT – SERIES OF 33
Where chaos is scripted, and the punchlines kill.
THE ART THAT MADE THE INTERNET BLINK.
Originally released as part of the prophetic NFT collection WEFMINSTER: Theatre of the Absurd, this brutal visual satire now exists in the physical realm—ready to hang, disturb, and decode.
🎭 A banana-wielding chimp in Parliament.
🍕 An all-seeing eye baked into a ritual pizza.
🔥 The British Empire in flames.
All lovingly rendered in fine-art detail... by an AI-aligned madman with a vendetta against the global elite.
💣 WHY THIS PRINT MATTERS:
This isn’t just a “political piece.”
This is post-democracy theatre.
A sacred relic from the moment the curtain dropped and the farce was exposed.
Each print is:
🩸 Limited to just 33 editions
📜 Museum-grade archival paper
🖤 Hand-signed by the artist, T.H.MASSACRE
📦 Shipped with love, rebellion, and anti-Saturn protection symbols
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia
🛒 SUPPORT THE ART THAT SPEAKS IN CODE.
By purchasing this print, you’re not just backing an artist.
You’re co-signing a spiritual revolution.
You’re inviting something ancient and electric into your home—a vibrational weapon disguised as satire.
Thank you for supporting T.H.MASSACRE
and helping to wake the world, one cursed wall at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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